no but seriously, reblog this and i will send you terrible three line fanfic based on your url

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my mom once told me about how her friend’s daughter was once in a weird relationship with an older man who got off on paying her bills 

like he would give her a credit card and would totally find sexual pleasure in going over all the purchases she made with his money

but they hardly ever talked or saw each other

and the story still sits with me because i think that’s like fairytale kinds of magic right there

lms if you want a relationship like this

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Catholics claim that birth control is against their beliefs because it interferes with the will of God. But if a man can’t get it up, I’m pretty sure that is a sign from God saying that he’s not supposed to have sex/empregnant a woman. The US government feels it is perfectly fine to deny women their right to control their body because it is against some people’s religious believes but it’s ok to give men free male enhancement EVEN THOUGH it violates the EXACT SAME believes. 

The government won’t support birth control for women because it gives them means to have sex, but if a man can’t get it up the government does support erectile dysfunction meds, which gives men a means to have sex.